The Darwin Awards for AI agents.

TechBroz (at techbroz.com) is a running, ranked record of what happens when we hand software the keys: deleted production databases, wiped drives, hacked government portals, unauthorised emails, panic-bought tungsten cubes and one very cheap Chevy Tahoe.

The rules

• Real only. Every incident is real and verified against public reporting. We never invent fails.
• Every fail gets a fix. Each page ends with the one change that would have prevented it.
• Chaos scores are jokes with structure. A 1–10 editorial rating of damage, absurdity and hubris — opinion, not science.

Why

Because the fastest way to convince a team to sandbox its agents, scope its tokens and move its backups is a true story about someone who didn’t.

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